Don't Do It

Dear Carol Hannah,

Please don't do this to me. This is too gorgeous. I'm not a fancy schmancy girl, but I want the dress and $3400 is just a weeeeeeeeee bit out of my price range. Yes, just a tad (read: 100x out). So how's about you knock it down for your #1 fan? Thanks!

xoxo,

Trace

There's a Right Way and a Wrong Way to Everything

Thanks to Stephmodo, I now know how to properly fold those pesky fitted sheets. Here's how I usually do it:
a. Follow steps 1-2 above
b. Crumple up the remaining bits into a big ball
c. Stuff into linen closet before anyone else sees
d. Close door behind me. Problem solved.